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Saturday, April 19, 2008

Lets Get Laugh - Richard Lopez

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PUTRAJAYA, April 18 — Prime Minister Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi today announced the appointments of Datuk Maznah Mazlan as Deputy Minister of Natural Resources and Environment, Datuk Abdul Rahim Bakri as Deputy Minister of Foreign Affairs and Datuk Seri Panglima Lajim Ukin as Deputy Minister of Transport. — Bernama

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KUCHING: Member of Parliament for Serian Datuk Richard Riot Jaem is very optimistic that a Bidayuh will be appointed to the federal cabinet. More...

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He must be kidding the Bidayuh on his yesterday’s statement in The Borneo Post Press. You know what have failed this poor man? He wanted to jump out from BN wreck but get caught by Tengku Adnan and have to admit that he love Pak Lah. And the smile broadly. Then he convinced the Bidayuh that today Dawos and Tiki will be the Deputy Minister of Public Toilet instead of himself but Pak Lah has no such vacancy in the parliament because all the public toilets are well taken care by foreign workers.

What made him to make such a ruthless statement to the Bidayuh community yesterday? It might be happened for Bidayuh to have a Deputy Minister of Public Toilet if Richard Riot is Pak Lah son-in law. Perhaps not because Pak Lah has Kairy and the stun bikers mob who decide for the nation. It was a wet dream for the Bidayuh to have their man in the Parliament this year. No more vacancy for Bidayuh and let us go down to the paddy farm since we are shortage of rice.

The first step that Riot should take from today PM’s decision is to leave SUPP and join opposition. That is not a coward or timid action because frog know where is the best pond to jump in. Depts? Do not worry because George Chan and Taib have plenty of money and you just receive from their dusty carpet. Enough is enough and Richard must stop making jokes to the Bidayuh because sometime jokes is not suitable in time of mourning and wars.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Deputy Minister of Public Toilet?
Just leave it to YB Robber Lau, the Sibu MP with the idea of toilet management and diplomas. Sorry, YB Robert Lau, nuggets of apologies!

Richard The Lion-Heart of the Bidayuhs or Richard The Lame-Heart?

Reminder:
BEGGARS CANNOT BE CHOOSY.

Anonymous said...

Yes

Bidayuh fooled again

I think RR is a great fan of WestLife.

Anonymous said...

When A Blind Man Cries - Deep Purple

If you're leaving close the door.
I'm not expecting people anymore.

Hear me grieving, I'm lying on the floor.
Whether I'm drunk or dead I really ain't too sure.

I'm a blind man
I'm a blind man and my world is pale.
When a blind man cries
Lord, you know there ain't no sadder tale.

Had a friend once in a room,
had a good time but it ended much too soon.

In a cold month in that room
we found a reason for the things we had to do.

I'm a blind man
I'm a blind man, now my room is cold.
When a blind man cries
Lord, you know he feels it from his soul.

I'm a blind man
I'm a blind man, now my room is cold.
When a blind man cries
Lord, you know he feels it from his soul.

Anonymous said...

Riot have been MP for Serian valey since the 80's. I wandering what significant contribution he had brought to the Bidayuh people in the Serian valey so far? I can't see any progress or prosperity among the Bidayuh people so far. I want this guy to be retired by the next general elections or all of us must vote him out. We need a new educated leader with lots of brilliant ideas.

Anonymous said...

Kena tipu lagi.. wakakakakka.. The Bidayuh will never learn. Lets us all think deep and predict what is Taib and Pak Lah game plan. WE are lacking of this, thus making us a big loser in the racial game of Malaysian politic..

Please produce more theory and prediction which is based on facts/figures so that we may able to outwit our enemy outside and within the Dayak Bidayuh.

Regards

Unknown said...

well, for Riot things ain't that easy as he is binded by the SUPP and BN super glue @ "Gam Gajah". The best theory for Bidayuh redemption is by get out from Barisan Nasional territory and enter the promise land. Pakatan Sarawak or Barisan Rakyat to say. The bargaining process can be done later as long as the Bidayuh are out from the Count Dracula government.

Anonymous said...

"The bargaining process can be done later as long as the Bidayuh are out from the Count Dracula government."
For what now? A monkey will be very happy to settle for a peanut.

"We need a new educated leader with lots of brilliant ideas."
Yeah, just a bit better than a donkey.

"Please produce more theory and prediction which is based on facts/figures so that we may able to outwit our enemy outside and within the Dayak Bidayuh."
Get rid of 'masak dayak' mentality among Bidayuhs first. Mentality that promote mediocrity, inferior complexity, afraid of establishment(dasak, timid, scared to revolt), happy to settle for less, yes-men is virtue belief.

If not, then better change from Dayak Bidayuh to Dayak Bodoyoh. A race with never ending stupidity.