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Saturday, November 22, 2008

Kalau Saya Seorang Menteri

Kalau saya seorang menteri
Akan ku hibur seluruh negeri
Dengan pesta tari menari
Biar dunia geli hati

Kalau saya seorang menteri
Akan ku buat jenayah ngeri
Bila didakwa ku bela diri
Biar yang berani cabut lari

Kalau saya seorang menteri
Akan ku mansuh seluruh subsidi
Harga kita pasaran terkini
Dunia pula meleset ekonomi

Kalau saya seorang menteri
Akan ku tenyeh pembangkang di TV
Biar mereka tidak berani
Kerana saya menteri yang pegang TV.

Kalau saya seorang menteri
Akan ku sedia duit seguni
Bila tiba musim mengundi
Seluruh bahagian gelak happy

Kalau saya seorang menteri
Akan ku buat projek mini
Biar rancak kita punya ekonomi
Disamping menjada biseness kroni

Kalau saya seorang menteri
Akan ku complain kesana sini
Kerajaan sekarang tak kenang budi
Ini cuma berlaku di lima negeri

Kalau saya seorang menteri
Akan ku bina “sangkar” besi
Biar yang bijak ku sumbat sekali
Demi menjaga keamanan komuniti

Kalau saya seorang menteri
Akan ku bina “sangkar” besi
Biar yang bijak ku sumbat sekali
Demi menjaga keamanan parti

Kalau saya seorang menteri
Akan ku pertahan jawatan terkini
Biar deputy iri hati
Kerana ini demokrasi

Kalau saya seorang menteri
Akan hantam tuan pengerusi
Biar heboh seluruh menteri
Dalam parlimen ku naik berahi

Kalau saya seorang menteri
Akan ku cantas bukit tertinggi
Biar ku buat banyak kuari
Untuk membina menara tinggi

Kalau saya seorang menteri
Akan ku buka klinik gigi
Bila tiba business dah naik rugi
Klinik ku tinggal aku join parti

Kalau saya seorang menteri
Akan ku tegak hak asasi
Biar dunia kasi puji
Negara Malaysia semuanya “free”

Kalau saya seorang menteri
Akan ku hadiah rakyat negeri
Bukan projek mega mahupun mini
Tetapi projek sapi dan juga babi.

Thursday, November 20, 2008

Behind The Twilight.

I was shocked when my wife told me that the price of petrol is now RM 2.00 per liter. At 8.00 pm TV3 news yesterday, the toll rate has been cut down from 12.00 am to 7.00 am. Those are the good news for Elijah Manser, me and the house hold. The government is now opening their eyes towards the people’s struggle. Even though our composite index is losing we are still enjoying a lot from the government. The price of rice is now at steady mode and reasonably priced.

Somehow, there is something behind all these games. Our EPF contribution will be deducted down to 8%. What is that means? We are no more saving our salary and at the age of pension we have no money to buy casket or graveyard. Most of the developing countries are under depression due to world economic crisis but in Malaysia, the situation is handled effectively where we the people are enjoying benefit from the economic crisis. Something weird to me indeed. GM, Ford and Chrysler are the three multinational car makers to be saved by Obama with 200 billions USD reserved of the American Government. In Malaysia, we do not hear this kind of news because the government is wise enough to handle problematic GLC’s by slaughtering the people.

In fact, we are paying more everyday and that is the fact that Barisan Nasioanl has to know. We pay less for petrol but not the basic necessities. Education cost is now hiking though there is no fee for general examination in school. The price of foods is high and the subsidies are not helping much of the food problems. Bung Mokthar ( Kinabatangan MP) shouted at the parliament on the food price issue and I can see his struggle in addressing the issue. Those who earn less than RM 1000.00 per month will never sleep well as the inflation rate is high.

School students are now have to look for part time job to buy school uniform before the new session start next year. Parents are working very hard to pay dept and to by food for the household. This is how to live under the Barisan Nasional. Pay more and get less.

Saturday, November 1, 2008

Simple Thought

How Barrack Obama Defines Himself and American Politics