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Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Afraid JABU should Go

Special Report From Taki Kasung

How much does Jabu know about Rumah Unjan (Ulu Sebauh) whereby the Tuai Rumah was asked to apply for a "Derma Licence" so that he could go and asked "Derma" from individuals or companies for mobilizing their "RAMU" (or building materials) whereby their longhouses was asked to moved somewhere.

Did Jabu know the plea of Rumah Nor of Sekabai.

Well, I am not hating the Ibans YB's but as coward as you to speak, peoples are living in hells.... They should learn themselves. Maybe, this is the curse of headhunting in the early century but we can't hate each other everytime.

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3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Top Ten Jabu's most visionary (but ridiculously no-brainer) ideas so far:

10. Buah Kepayang is the next golden fruit and should be commercialised big-scale. Cynide paste should be traded at RM5000/ metric tonne. Cynide Futures trading from Bursa soon.
9. Ikan Terubok rearing using kelambu for large-scale project to avoid extinction. Ever heard of high-tensile PVC aqua netting?
8. Tricycle subsidy for rural Dayak folks as alternative transport. Donkeys, Ilamas should be an optional upgrade. Hee-Haa!
7. Santubong bridge is ok! The hairline cracks should be no worry. ( err..sweat! ::) Declared safe by a non qualified engineer or maybe self-declared engineer Ir.Jabu? Anyway, it's a world's first.
6. "State JKR better than federal JKR in handling govt projects." His theme song enthuastically repeated for 2007 all year round. DAMA 2008 Song Of The Year nominee.
5. MRSM Betong college marks the sleepy ghost town Betong as the next education hub. Expect the formation Faculty of Nyabungology and Tuakology. Another world's first.
4. "My new Camry got no good battery." (It's a gift car/ numpang car shh! so he just leave it for 2 weeks, cannot start and eventually stall.) That's Toyota Camry Numpang Limited Edition.
3. My wifey got senator, now that's what we called symbolic appointment. Passed a bill at Dewan Negara that declared munching 'sugis'/ tobacco is legal and mandatory at any longhouse.
2. NCR land systematically grabbed (read:Salcra) for palm oil is good, good, good!
1. Dayaks to be united under Pakatan Rakyat Sarawak soon? Parai kitai! Akai, akai, akai!

Anonymous said...

The most hilarious Top Ten I ever read. Pure original punya.

Steadi apai

http://malaysiadigest.blogspot.com

Anonymous said...

TBS should post, email this Top Ten Jabu around sarawak talk, malaysia today hahaha!