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Thursday, September 4, 2008

Whats After Permatang Pauh??

My Final Semester Exam Questions.

1. There is storm at Louisiana and the oil price will increase USD 160.00 per barrel.

What will Barisan Nasional do?

A. Increase the fuel price to RM 3.00 per liter
B. Stop giving petrol and diesel subsidy to the people
C. Reduce the price of basic necessities
D. Doing nothing about it

2. We do not have to pay our electricity bill that is less than RM 20.00

What is your option?

A. Shut down your refrigerator and let all those stuff inside it get rotten
B. Sell some of our home electrical appliances to reduce your electricity bill
C. Start using firewood to cook your lunch and dinner
D. Laugh at Barisan Nasional’s idiocy plan to help

3. Barisan Nasional lost Permatang pauh for the second time

What it means?

A. Abdullah is the world class leaders
B. Sodomy is legal
C. Detonate beautiful lady is legal
D. Democracy is really worked

4. UMNO played with racist issue to get Chinese to have their kung fu class ready

Why?

A. GERAKAN and MCA is about to form Communist Party
B. The Chinese are scared of Keris (dagger)
C. 13th May has never happening
D. Barisan Nasional is a “Malay” based party, the rest are “calafe” (watak sampingan)

5. Merdeka expenses has been cut down up to RM 7 million.

What does it means?

A. We should reduce the expenses of Monsoon Cup
B. All ministers should sit at the economy class flight
C. All this while, the government has wasted too much money for nothing
D. RM 7 million have been used for Permatang Pauh “campaign”

6. Barisan Nasional seems to be not relevant to Sarawak and Sabah

What should they do?

A. Support Pak Lah until 2010
B. Enjoy 5% revenue and happy with it
C. Ask CM to tell Badawi and Najib that they love the way Barisan Nasional works
D. Vote for Barisan NAsional on the next general election.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hi friend,

All those politics are bullshit!! rubbish & no good fruit cake. Everyone think about themselves be it BN or PR politician.

Whether you agreed with me or not, all politician are bad asssss... that include our bidayuh politician. When they win as independent candidates the sell themselves for easy money.

Anonymous said...

Dear TBS,

My answer.

1.A. Increase the fuel price to RM 3.00 per liter

2.C. Start using firewood to cook your lunch and dinner

3.C. Detonate beautiful lady is legal

4.A. GERAKAN and MCA is about to form Communist Party

5.C. Ask CM to tell Badawi and Najib that they love the way Barisan Nasional works



i hope to pass with flying colors. I love Bn and its cronies so much, i feel like vomiting all my hatred to lousy dayak leader for not having any balls demanding equal development and opportunity in Sarawak. James Masing and Dawos are shithead!

Anonymous said...

All your questions are bull shit. NOne of it pass the Blooms taxonomy. You must be a by product of University Kampong. Same on this self proclaimed professor.

Anonymous said...

You definitely pass tetea, but guess what this Abdullah may just decided to change their answers tomorrow.
The dayaks YB are all ball liker but have a lot of guts fighting among themselves to pleased that white haired dinosaur.

Like the 3 stooges always says, "promise them plenty, give them nothing". Moron for Sarawak leaders.

doh_nyah_sebarang.

Anonymous said...

Dear TSb,

I notice that the publishing of the comment is very slow. Can this thing move a little bit faster so that we can posted more comment?

Unknown said...

Dear TSb,

I notice that the publishing of the comment is very slow. Can this thing move a little bit faster so that we can posted more comment?
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Fernando said...

Is Sep 16 possible ?

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