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Thursday, September 23, 2010

Hungry Coyote on The Hill

It has been 47 year of famine in a coyote territory when they decided to join force with a group of skunks at the other land. Before the alliance of these animal kingdom, skunks and coyotes are not really close to each other because they dominated by a group of chameleon from far-far away. Chameleon are very clever and they manage to rule the animal kingdom for many generations. But, they cannot stay too long in the animal kingdom as they suppose to go back to the king of chameleon.

When coyotes agree to join membership with skunks, the whole animal kingdom seemed to be very happy and dream of a plentiful food such as rabbits, hoppers and termites. Coyotes like rabbits and hoppers are just a appetizer to them. Skunks promised to the coyotes that they will never hungry of rabbit meat and hopper.

Years after years, the number of rabbits are getting lesser and skunks also demand a amount of rabbit from the coyote. Now, coyote have to hunt rabbit to feed the skunks. The kingdom is tarnished and coyotes are struggling for rabbits.

Everyday, a group of coyotes will howl on a hilltop to call all the coyotes to maintain their loyalty to the skunks even though the rabbits and hoppers are all gone. Now, they have no choice but to eat termites in order to sustain the progeny. Some of the coyotes have to fight for a little termite. What a poor coyotes on the hilltop.

Thursday, June 3, 2010

Final Destination

Congratulation to Mr. Richard Riot

1. The Bidayuh or Dayak must be proud of Richard Riot for his appointment as a Federal Minister (Deputy Minister to Foreign minister.)

2. Richard promises to fulfill the trust of Najib to him as a federal minister.

3. What are the trusts? I also don’t know. Maybe this time Malaysia will send more “activist” to Israel to help Palestinians.

4. How about the people trust? Make it second priority as party is more important than anything else.

5. Let wait and see if he can be our messenger to the UMNO colony.

6. Party first, the people after.
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Tahniah kepada Richard Riot.

1. Masyarakat Bidayuh atau Dayak seharusnya berbangga akan Richard Riot atas perlantikan beliau sebagai menteri persekutuan. (Timbalan Menteri Luar.)

2. Richard berjanji akan memenuhi kepercayaan Najib krpada beliau sebagai menteri persekutuan.

3. Apakah janji-janji tersebut? Saya juga tidak tahu. Mungkin kali ini Malaysia akan hantar ramai aktivis ke Israel untuk menolong orang Filistin.

4. Bagaimana pula dengan kepercayaan rakyat? Jadikan sebagai perkara kedua memandangkan kepentingan parti harus didahulukan.

5. Mari tunggu dan lihat sekiranya beliau boleh menjadi utusan kita kepada penjajah UMNO.

6. Parti didahulukan Rakyat dikemudiankan

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Selamat Ari Gawai

Happy Harvest Festival to all Dayak readers and Happy Kotobian Tadau Kaamatan to all the Sabahan as well. My this festival brings happiness and prosperity to all of you.


Regards,
The Lost Aborigine.

Friday, May 21, 2010

NEP, Sime Darby and RM 1 million lost.

Bahasa Melaysia translator after.

1. Sime Dardy is reported have lost 1 billion this year due to overrun cost and project delay.
2. Sime Darby is a GLC and should have been monitored very well as MAS, Telekom, Petronas and other GLC’s.
3. The Bakun project has been delayed for years and now it became one of 7 wonders for the world.
4. Tun Musa Hitam told the press that Sime Darby will find the causes of overrun cost.
5. Tun Musa hitam has been sack from his deputy prime post minister by Tun Mahathir due to corruption. Why put him as board of director in Sime Darby. What turns around comes around.
6. Who are the managing director of Sime Darby? Malay.
7. Who are the Board of Driectors? Malay
8. Who are the executive? Malay
9. Every time GLC’s facing financial struggles, government will compensate them immediately.
10. I suppose to believe that Sime Darby is practicing fraud and money laundering to avoid taxes.
11. Now, they dismiss their CEO due to his expired contract.
12. Why there overrun cost of project? Who are their consultants, main contractor, sub-contractors?
13. NEP is always a failure to the country and the Malay are living with it.
14. The People will still voting for Barisan Nasional to save the corrupt and the greed.
15. I am very proud of this kind of 1 Malaysia spirit.

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NEP, Sime Darby dan kerugian RM1 Billion.

1. Sime Darby telah melaporkan mereka kerugian RM 1 billion disebabkan oleh kos operasi berlebihan dan projek yang tertunda.
2. Sime Dardy merupakan sebuah syarikat berkaitan kerajaan dan seharusnya dipantau dengan teliti seperti MAS, Telekom, Petronas dan lain syarikat berkaitan kerajaan.
3. Projek Hidroelektrik Bakun telah tergendala beberapa tahun dan sekarang merupakan salah satu daripada 7 keajaiban dunia.
4. Tun Musa Hitam telah memberitahu media bahawa Sime Darby akan menentukan punca kerugian operasi.
5. Dahulu, Tun Musa hitam telah dipeacat daripada jawatan timbalan perdana menteri oleh Tun Mahathir kerana kes rasuah . Kenapa lantik beliau sebagai lembaga pengarah Sime Darby? Dia tetap akan korup dan tamak.
6. Siapa pengarah urusan Sime Darby? Melayu.
7. Siapa ahli lembaga pengarah? Melayu
8. Siapa eksekutif? Melayu
9. Setiap kali GLC mengalami masalah kewangan, kerajaan akan cepat –cepat memberi pampasan kepada mereka.
10. Saya percaya bahawa Sime Darby juga melakukan penipuan dan pelupusan wang untuk mengelak cukai.
11. Sekarang, mereka menamatkan perkhidmat CEO kerana kontrak perkhidmatan belau sudah tamat.
12. Kenapa terlebih kos operasi projek? Siapa perunding, kontraktor-kontraktor mereka?
13. NEP selalu merugikan Negara dan orang melayu lah yang hidup dengan NEP.
14. Rakyat akan tetap mengundi BN untuk menyelamatkan mereka yang korup dan tamak.
15. Saya bangga dengan semangat 1 Malaysia sebegini.

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

My Total Surprise

Bahasa Malaysia translation after

1. I suppose to believe and totally believe that SUPP-BN should win Sibu Parliamentary seat on last Sunday election.

2. BN has poured out lot of money and the prime minister and te first lady also came over to support the campaign.

3. Sarawak is BN's stronghold and BN should not lose the Sibu seat to DAP-Pakatan Rakyat.

4. BN has been given so much to the Chinese, Iban, Malay ad other people in Sibu.

5. Fadilah Yusoff warned the opposition to not to touch the virgin land with religious and racial issue. The Sarawakians may get angry because they are very sensitive.

6. Sibu has majority chinese resident and most of them are loyal to the late Robert Lau but this time their royalty has turn to other people.

7. NAjib came over to talk about 1 Malaysia, social justice, equity, good governance and all the goods about BN.

8. Somehow, BN lost Sibu to opposition.

9. BN helps Sarawak a lot in developing the state. Bakun project was completed in a very short time. Now, Sarawakians can travel from Lundu to Lawas by good highway. In fact, Sarawak has everything compare to peninsular. But, BN still lost the seat. Why?

10. Taib Mahmud has been the office for more than two decades and Sarawak has never fall to any ruler name it Iban, Bidayuh, Chinese or Malay. Melanau rules and that is the fact.
But, why BN lost Sibu this year?

11. I think the BN should start to blame MCA, Gerakan, SUPP and SAPP because the Chinese are stubborn nowadays.
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Terkejut Beruk

1. Saya seharusnya percaya dan sepenuhnya percaya bahawa SUPP seharusnya memenangi kerusi Sibu pada pilihanraya pada ahad lepas.

2. BN telah mencurahkan banyak duit dan perdana menteri dan interinya juga datang utuk menyokong kempen BN.

3. Sarawak merupakan kubu kuat BN dan BN seharusnya tidak hilangkan kerusi Sibu kepada parti DAP –Pakatan Rakyat.

4. BN telah member sangat banyak kepada orang cina, Iban, melayu dan suku lain di Sibu.

5. Fadilah Yusof telah member amaran kepada pembangkang untuk tidak menyentyuh kesucian tanah Sarawak dengan isu keagamaan dan perkauman. Masyarakat Sarawak mungkin akan marah kerana mereka amat sensitif.

6. Sibu mempunyai majority masyarakat cina dan ramai diantara mereka sangat setia kepada mendiang Robert Lau tapi tahun ini mereka berpaling tadah pula.

7. NAjib telah datang untuk bercakap mengenai 1 Malaysia, keadilan social kesaksamaan, kerajaan yang baik da semua kebaikan BN.

8. Namun, BN kalah di Sibu.

9. BN banyak membantu Sarawak dalam membangunkan negerinya. Projek Bakun telah siap dalam tempoh yang sangat singkat. Pada masa ini rakyat Sarawak dapat bergerak dari Lundu ke LAwas menggunakan jalinan lebuhraya yang sangat baik berbanding di semenanjung. Namun, BN masih kalah di Sibu. Kenapa?

10. Taib Mahmud telah duduk bertakhta selama lebuh dua abad dan Sarawak tidak pernah jatuh kepada mana-mana penguasa sama ada Iban, Bidayuh, Cina atau Melayu. Melanau masih berkuasa dan itu memang kenyataannya. Tapi kenapa BN kalah di Sibu tahun ini?

11. Saya rasa BN harus mula untuk menyalahkan MCA, Gerakan, SUPP dan SAPP kerana orang cina semakin degil pada masa ini.